Two showers a week
glitter meets glamour
while winners and wannabe's
dress to the nines,
redesigned from the top down.

Most surprising for their seemingly
serendipitous quality, the flattened vowels
of the east coast elite recall wanting to make
a suggestion.

Let's consider an alternate scenario,
these domestic small potatoes are
singularly unamusing. And given
this sort of ecosociopolitical framework,
we'd be brawling over who gets to sit
on the swing.

Sometimes when you drink, it squeezes
fresh life out of an old buddy formula,
oddly fungible in an urban setting.
And while you're down there sniffing,
abandon the express lane & the guidelines of this drama.
Focused on amplifying the sizzle,
a heavy loaded tribe, fulfilling a mystic vision,
lectures the old fussbudget.

These are the buzzwords that end the debate.

History: The lyrics to this song were concieved in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. They are basically a medley of words thrown together, intended to make a mockery of the whole star struck media venture that we see every day in every way, TV, radio, news, etc.....The keyboard and saxophones you hear are played on a Roland GR-1 guitar synthesizer.